Dear Lyla

Posted by Robin St Clair on

Dear Lyla,
I'm a stunning cockapoo with a beautiful caramel coat BUT i'm tired of the boys in the yard overlooking me. My pawrents dress me in camo and I believe it prevents Tom the Dachshund from noticing me.
What can I do? Please help!
Carrie the Cockapoo xx
Dear Carrie,
Speaking from experience (pre Higgins), just pop on your Christian Louboutins, apply the luscious strawberry red Anastasia Beverly Hills Lipstick and do the "Bend & Snap". He'll soon drop his shake'a'fox and come bounding your way.
But just remember you're pawfect the way you are! And use protection!
Love Lyla x

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